And WHAT a scary photo!
lol, bad bad photo *wags finger at photo for its terribleness*
ah fuckit ... who cares.
Thursday, 6 December 2007
Friday, 8 June 2007
I truly love my job
Last week I came home with only fifty quid.
Today I came home with two hundred and twenty.
Alright, forty of that is tips from my lovely Katrina.
But still ... £180 for not actually shagging anybody at all.
£180 for answering the phone, pouring glasses of wine, and changing a bed.
Feckin' brill!
Oh, and, of course, for putting up with having to read Maggie's bleating messages about not having left the place IMMACULATE (and stinking of cigarette smoke). Get a fucking grip, woman. I leave that gaff as perfect as you. Try finding another receptionist who keeps it tidier than the other ones that are there ... So maybe I don't leave the place nearly as perfect as you want it, but when was the last time YOU dusted the tops of the picture frames, Maggie me old mucker?
I used to get upset by them, now I just read them and go "Oh Fuck off".
Today I came home with two hundred and twenty.
Alright, forty of that is tips from my lovely Katrina.
But still ... £180 for not actually shagging anybody at all.
£180 for answering the phone, pouring glasses of wine, and changing a bed.
Feckin' brill!
Oh, and, of course, for putting up with having to read Maggie's bleating messages about not having left the place IMMACULATE (and stinking of cigarette smoke). Get a fucking grip, woman. I leave that gaff as perfect as you. Try finding another receptionist who keeps it tidier than the other ones that are there ... So maybe I don't leave the place nearly as perfect as you want it, but when was the last time YOU dusted the tops of the picture frames, Maggie me old mucker?
I used to get upset by them, now I just read them and go "Oh Fuck off".
And now ... having mentioned the very thought of things Spanish, what does the cat drag in?
A heart-achingly burly biker who now lives in Spain, still sending texts with kisses on the end and declaring an interest in seeing me when he visits London this week.
Can I bring myself to do it?
REALLY can I go through that again.
Every time he's back?
Fuckin' does me brain in, he does.
Oh well, at least I'll probably drop a few pounds, back on the "Love Hurts Diet" again I suppose :rolleyes:
Men - can't live without them, can't bury them in the garden!
A heart-achingly burly biker who now lives in Spain, still sending texts with kisses on the end and declaring an interest in seeing me when he visits London this week.
Can I bring myself to do it?
REALLY can I go through that again.
Every time he's back?
Fuckin' does me brain in, he does.
Oh well, at least I'll probably drop a few pounds, back on the "Love Hurts Diet" again I suppose :rolleyes:
Men - can't live without them, can't bury them in the garden!
Tuesday, 29 May 2007
Neighbours
Gosh!
Next-Blog brings up a Spanish page with bunnies and fluffy yellow chickies on it.
Much more interesting than mine.
Spanish.
Why did it have to be Spanish.
/Indiana-Jones
*sigh*
I wonder what's on my other-side Neighbour's blog ... it doesn't appear to have a "Previous Blog" choice.
Or maybe I'm just cack at navigation.
I wonder if they're clicking on Next-Blog and finding my one very boring and self-obsessed.
:eek:
Next-Blog brings up a Spanish page with bunnies and fluffy yellow chickies on it.
Much more interesting than mine.
Spanish.
Why did it have to be Spanish.
/Indiana-Jones
*sigh*
I wonder what's on my other-side Neighbour's blog ... it doesn't appear to have a "Previous Blog" choice.
Or maybe I'm just cack at navigation.
I wonder if they're clicking on Next-Blog and finding my one very boring and self-obsessed.
:eek:
Transliteration Button
I see that you can request for your posts to be transliterated (?) from English to Hindi.
Why Hindi, one has to ask.
Something with a completely different alphabet?
Why not some other language.
Russian, for example.
But Hindi?
*scratches head*
Does this mean that almost as large a percentage of Hindi-speakers as English-speakers make blogs?
Well what about all those Chinese? Because the Chinese have the highest population of single-language speakers, higher perhaps than English.
So why not a Mandarin (or whatever) Transliteration Button.
Randomness ... its a gift.
Often given to Stoners.
Why Hindi, one has to ask.
Something with a completely different alphabet?
Why not some other language.
Russian, for example.
But Hindi?
*scratches head*
Does this mean that almost as large a percentage of Hindi-speakers as English-speakers make blogs?
Well what about all those Chinese? Because the Chinese have the highest population of single-language speakers, higher perhaps than English.
So why not a Mandarin (or whatever) Transliteration Button.
Randomness ... its a gift.
Often given to Stoners.
Sisters
Hmmm, today is my sister's birthday.
And I have forgotten to phone her.
Well, shit happens.
She got the clothes I sent her. What more does she want?
Sisters can only be so much to each other.
More on this later... undoubtedly.
And I have forgotten to phone her.
Well, shit happens.
She got the clothes I sent her. What more does she want?
Sisters can only be so much to each other.
More on this later... undoubtedly.
I wonder why I opened this.
I've fought against my better instinct for several years now, against opening a blog, against what is effectively a diary in cyber form.
Where EVERYONE can read what you are thinking or feeling.
Its always seemed a bit "Look-at-Me!!", to my mind.
Vanity Publishing, Pushy Showbiz Parents, all that sort of thing.
Sez she, who is a shy self-effacing little flower of womanhood.
*smirk*
But now ... Look at Me!! ... here I am, starting one.
Go figure.
*shrugs*
I've fought against my better instinct for several years now, against opening a blog, against what is effectively a diary in cyber form.
Where EVERYONE can read what you are thinking or feeling.
Its always seemed a bit "Look-at-Me!!", to my mind.
Vanity Publishing, Pushy Showbiz Parents, all that sort of thing.
Sez she, who is a shy self-effacing little flower of womanhood.
*smirk*
But now ... Look at Me!! ... here I am, starting one.
Go figure.
*shrugs*
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